Boris's Calculator

"The tool fit for a master"

When Boris first picked up the Calculator from the sands of time he knew right away that this was a sign from himself.

This specific calculator has been with Boris since the dawn of time.
It has been through what most people would call "Mortal Peril".

Boris learned how to code programs using only the calculator. There was no documentation, and no guidance. He learned by trial and error.

The most esteemed program that Boris ever wrote is Matrix 5.
Matrix 5 is just what you think it is. It is a viewport into the actual code of our reality.
Only Boris can actually read and understand what it says though. Check the images to the right to see for yourself!

This calculator truly is a thing of wonders.

What Boris's Calculator is capable of:

• Display The Matrix in code
• Calculate things
• Play videogames made by Boris
• Make programs and games
• Help you cheat at math tests
• Help you cheat at physics tests
• Help you cheat at pretty much every test to be honest
• Display graphs and shit