Very Super Very Official Johns Tier List

Absolute Shit tiers

XYZ-tier

• Fox is OP
• Crowd disturbed me
• Hungry
• Controller issues
• G&W RNG

QQ-Tier

• I'm not good enough
• He's better than me
• Need to practice more

Decent tiers

B-tier

• This guy was humping me
• G&W main
• I've been mountain climbing
• Autism
• Furries

Allan-tier

• SMD
• Fuck this game
• KYS/KMS
• Hög på Weed (High on weed)
• Kirbys inhale is broken
• Bor i Sala (Lives in Sala, a small remote village)

TOP OF THE PACK TIER

S-tier

• Hand pains
• eeh ursäkta mig
• Peach Downsmash is OP
• Bracket is rigged
• Känner mig kränkt (Feeling offended, swedes are extremely entitled and being offended is one of the worst things that can happen)
• My opponent was just so sexy
• My B

SSS-Tier

• Patriarkatet (The Patriarchy)