Smushmarth

Commonly referred to as Kevin. The best melee Captain Falcon player in the entire world!
Also the best plus R Johnny player in Westeros.

This dude is chill as fuck, and works at UPS lifting boxes into trucks (yes, his muscles are that big). He is also a retired skater, and his skills are still great.

Kevin is a chess master and an en passant exploiter.

Honorary guest of the Boris-Gala.

Trivia!

• Breathes once every second or so
• Eats 3 meals a day
• Shits
• Pisses
• Consumes Nutrients
• Consumes Foxes
• Walks the walk
• Talks the talk

Accomplishments

• Former Vice Chairman and current Cute Secretary for VFGC
• Plays the Senap Challenge
• Speedruns Super Mario 64
• Successfully dashbacked out of crouch once
• Played Plus R until 5am a couple times with Boris
• Hates Zelda in P+ so much that plays her