Shimmy Timmy

Legend says that if you ever get Shimmied by the Timid, you're a dead man.

This is Tim. Tim listens to Ghost. Tim speaks to people. He speaks to people a lot. He also speaks at people.

Boris made a song for his 20th birthday, it has been sung by the greek gods ever since.

Tim for some reason travel to VFGC very often, not because he is a great fighting game player, but because they appreciate his company.

Tim has a lot of questions and is very famous for his "hot takes".

Accomplishments

  • Good friend ngl
  • Won a few rounds in a few fighting games
  • Had a PC that sounded like 10 jets taking off from a US airship carrier
  • Shimmied the great Skugfisk once

Timmys Toilet adventures

Whenever Timmy says he's going to the toilet, no one knows what adventure is about to befall him.
Sometimes he is gone for a mere 3 and a half minutes, sometimes it's weeks.
Here is a list of a few things that has happened on Timmys Toilet Adventures™:

  • Shat his pants inside the toilet
  • Hit his head so hard he woke up in the Skyrim intro
  • Puked sometime during
  • Got kidnapped to Denmark
  • Went to the store and bought the wrong things
  • Forgot to go the toilet completely even though he was gone for 2 hours
  • Traveled to Malmö more than once
  • Conjured the old god Dra'yek and promptly defeated him (a 6 minute toilet adventure by Timmy™)
  • Fell asleep for a couple days
  • He payede his bills by shitting once
  • Shat on the floor next to the toilet (how?)
  • A normal healthy piss and shit
  • Foot fell asleep and he almost fell through the earth

Tims Bizarre Adventures: Toilet Crusaders

Tim once accidentally read the phrase [REDACTED] and stopped time in his hometown Borlänge.

No one really knows what happened then.

A good blowjob gets the job done.

A super duper very very really cool kid!